Immigration Control
Hello and welcome. The purpose of "Immigration Control" is to offer an opportunity for lively discussion on the subject of immigration. Various areas on the subject will be posted and you will be able to reply, pro or con. Please, no foul language or flaming other posters. If you have an article you've written or found elsewhere you want posted please email it to: mvl270@yahoo.com Immigration Control is a production of Moe Lauzier's Issues of the Day.Thursday, May 18, 2006
Flash...Immigration Control exclusive...
The editors of Immigration Control have obtained the following secret memo on revitalizing the airline industry in this post 911 era:
Subject: Airlines
A Plan to Save Bankrupt Airlines
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking' strippers! What the heck? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why the heck didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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